BeSt FiNgZ bOuT bEiN a ChIcK

~we can wear guyz clothez if they wear ourz they get funny looks~

*our friendz dont say hello 2 us by punchin us on da arm*

~yea pms sux but @ least we hav a good xcuse 2 chow down on choco all week~

*if we r on a really big ship dat happenz 2 hit an iceberg well prob get 1st dibz on a lifeboat*

~we get da bigger apartment on friendz~

*gurl talk u kno how we just understand eachother wit out havin 2 explain stuff*

~@ least 1 gurl alwayz survivez in horror flickz~

*we neva hav 2 wear tighty whitiez(or jock strapz)*

~even if we r ugly we hav make up 2 fix it~

*we can take stuffed animalz wit us 2 bed no matta how old we r*

~slumber partiez guyz just dunno how fun those r~

*we dont hav 2 wry bout gettin hurt um down ther*

~we dont feel da need 2 slap teammatez buttz when she makez a good play~

*nobody makez fun of us 4 likin DREAM STREET*

~pick up linez they r not sumthin we hav 2 practice~

bsb*we dont hav 2 sit on our walletz n we hav a spot 4 our change*

~our livez dont revolve round espn sportz center~

*itz not required dat we learn how 2 spit when we r young*

~we r called tomboyz boyz r called girlie~

*we hav nicer handritin than guyz*

~we dont hav 2 stuff boxerz in our jeanz~

*gurlz wit guy 1st namez lik joey sound kewl but it doesnt work da other way round*